Dirty sex between girl and boy
Since we shouldn't waste things in this bad economy, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire. Would you like to meet my friend Master Bates (masturbates)? (Looking at a girls ass) Where does this bus go anyway? I dont care that u used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat! Boy: Spell Me Girl: M E Boy: You forgot the D Girl: There is no D in me. Because you can jack it when we get back to my place" I call my dick the truth because bitches can't handle it Were you conceived on a sofa? You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 5. Hey baby, i was wondering if you got enough sun today because I am trying to give you some vitamin D! Come in the house and take off ur coat, open ur mouth and let me coat the back of that throat! " Is your dad a carnie (carnival worker) Because I want you sit to on my face while I try to guess your weight. I've got a big one, you wanna see how hard it works? Caution, Slippery When Wet, Dangerous Curves ahead, Yield? I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal! I lost my pants, do you mind if I wrap your legs around me instead? Cause you gonna be choking on the D Hey baby, what's your sign? If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my name first so you could memorize what to moan later on tonight Are you a Jehovah's Witness? Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other. Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex. I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock! Why pay when you can't get this footling for free Do you handle chickens because you look like you'd be good with cocks Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out? Cause I'm about to bend Jehovah and let you witness this dick. First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
You got the three things that I want in a woman, Big nips hips and lips. Cause you can come position yourself on my face." Do you like dragons? They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass Babe, are you an elevator? "If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you." I heard your grades are bad..... You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on! I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me. Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand. I'd like to BUY you a drink..then get sexual Hey do you have an inhaler? I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there! Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy. I've got an 8" tounge and I can breath out of my ears! Cause I'm gonna spread them tonight Do you like Sea World, because your about to be in my splash zone Do you have a boyfriend? Cause in a minute you gonna phil-this brown dick Is Pussy Lips one word? Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls.